We've all been told to never say never. Well, that's all well and good, but here are my list of nevers (as of this date) that many people have done:
I've never:
Been to a strip club.
Smoked a cigarette, cigar or pipe.
Been to a bachelor party.
Been to a casino.
Eaten caviar.
Seen the movie ET.
Heard a Dave Matthews Band song.
Hunted.
Driven over 100 mph.
Seen the Pacific Ocean.
For that matter, been west of Kansas City, Kansas, south of Atlanta, Georgia or north of the Upper Peninsula.
Ridden a horse.
Seen my nation's capital.
Swum with dolphins.
Skydived (or is it skydove?)
Taken drugs.
Dated an Asian.
Been in a wedding as a best man or groomsman.
Hit a hole in one.
Seen a no-hitter in person.
Experienced a hurricane.
Been on television or radio.
Won a raffle.
Eaten food with chopsticks.
(c) 2012 The Truxton Spangler Chronicles
I can't get this thing to work, but I'll say AGAIN, we are going to have to knock a few of these off the list in the next couple years
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